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2324Y00F05goghb23Y00J1Y00C3NY.O.D.A.
1218Y00F04ruby12Y00C5NAnon
1513Y00F04ruby15N
1506Y00C3NHUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)
1501N
1501NY.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
1501N
1501N(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker).
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1401NYOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
1401NYOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
1401NYOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
1401N*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
1401NYOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
1401NWONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
1401NGROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
1401N*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*
1401N
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
1401NHe's 900 years old!
1401NHe's so strong in the Force!
1401NDo your Jedi Diploma course!
1401N
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NCome and get yourself clean!
1401NCome and have a good meal!
1401NPretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!
1401N
1401NYOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
1401NSOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
1401NTIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
1401N*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
1401NYOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
1401NCOMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
1401NHAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
1401N*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
1401N
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
1401NHe's 900 years old!
1401NHe's so strong in the Force!
1401NDo your Jedi Diploma course!
1401N
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NYou must be here to see Y.O.D.A
1401NDon't just stand in the rain!
1401NYou're all covered with mud!
1401NCome and sample my homemade crud!
1401N
1401NOLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
1401NTRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
1401NOLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
1401N*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
1401NYOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
1401NGOING, off to save all your friends? To be
1401NTRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
1401N*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*
1401N
1401NYou gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
1401NYou gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
1401NYou should stay here and train!
1401NYou don't have to save Han!
1401NIf you do so, you'll lose your hand!
1401N
1401NYou gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
1518Y00F04ruby15Y00C3N(repeat and fade).
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